don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face
i love sleeping. it’s the only time when you can escape reality.
KushandWizdom (via kushandwizdom)
Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram
Dale Carnegie, How to Win Friends and Influence People (via hqlines)